by happyaspie
Peter rescues two dozen hyper-intelligent squirrels from a mad scientist’s lair and brings them to Stark Tower—where they promptly escape into the vents. Chaos ensues as Happy begrudgingly takes charge of wrangling the rogue rodents, with Peter’s overzealous help. As the last squirrel is finally secured, Tony arrives, looking both amused and bewildered by the scene. Happy takes the opportunity to clock out of Operation Nut Job, leaving Tony to handle the rest. Including Peter Parker's persistent pleas to adopt the squirrel he’s named Cashew.
Words: 4469, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 7 of Happy Hogan's [Ever Evolving] Resume
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Characters: Happy Hogan, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, lots of squirrels
- Relationships: Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: Happy Hogan Needs a Raise, Peter Parker is a Mess, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker Friendship, Humor