by Bergen
“I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
“I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
“That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
“It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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Or: Tony dealing with the plane crash on Coney Island for a whole Monday. Shouldn’t take long.
Words: 7899, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel)
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: Tony Stark Has Issues, Tony Stark-centric, Self-Destructive Behavior