by impravidus
“Isn’t it exciting! I work as a baker now! All of that practice with my cookies and cupcakes have finally come in handy. Here, let me get you a cupcake.” She goes to hand one to Hill. “Oh wow, you have just grown even more beautiful since I saw you. I hope you enjoy!”
“DAMN IT!” Hill smacks the cupcake out of her hand. “NOBODY ASKED YOU, PATRICE!”
Coulson stammers, confused and concerned for Hill. “My apologies ma’am. I think my friend is… having a stroke.”
OR: 5 times someone sees Maria act like Robin and the 1 time Maria is faced with someone from Robin's life
Words: 1527, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 8 of Whumptober 2024, Part 83 of impravidus's folklore
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Maria Hill, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Robin Scherbatsky, Barney Stinson
- Additional Tags: Crack, Humor, Barney Stinson is Billy (Dr. Horrible), Maria Hill is Robin Scherbatsky, Secret Identity, Identity Reveal