When Deadpool shows up at one of Peter’s college lectures, the spider vigilante is certain he’s going to have to fight the mercenary, but the man actually gives him a business proposition:
Do a photoshoot for Deadpool’s new website where the ex-merc is promoting his new, non-lethal business. The Ex-Merc with a Mouth’s turning over a new leaf, swearing off killing and only resorting to light maiming if necessary.
Peter, being a broke college student, takes the job for an easy pay-out. But the situation gets more complicated (of course it does) when Peter, as Spider-Man, stumbles upon a group of scientists doing genetic testing on people to try and create the ultimate bodyguards for themselves. With his rocky relationship with the Avengers, Peter turns to Deadpool for help with the scientists, and the ex-merc happily assists, claiming he had a “huge rage boner” for scientists who fucked around with genetic experimentation.
Could Peter keep his identity a secret from the world while also getting closer to Deadpool as both himself and Spider-Man? Would this story be interesting if he did? Probably not! Stay tuned to find out if he reveals himself willingly or accidentally!
Words: 4362, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi
- Characters: Wade Wilson, Deadpool, The Boxes (Deadpool), Peter Parker, Spider-Man, Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man), Mary Jane Watson, May Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson (mentioned), Nick Fury (mentioned), Phil Coulson (mentioned)
- Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Deadpool/Spider-man, Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man)/Mary Jane Watson, Bruce Banner/Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
- Additional Tags: Photographer Peter Parker, Swearing, Because Deadpool, Canon-Typical Violence, The Avengers Are Dicks, Sort Of, (kinda) Slowburn, Friends to Lovers, Deadpool Thought Boxes, Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall, Wade Wilson is a Little Shit, Protective Wade Wilson, Insecure Wade Wilson, Wade Wilson Needs A Hug, Protective Peter Parker, Peter Parker Knows Wade Wilson is Deadpool, Character Death, don't worry it's deadpool, Temporary Character Death, also deadpool, Pansexual Wade Wilson, Bisexual Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, gwen and peter are best friends, Alive Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man), Good Parent Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Awesome Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Identity Reveal, Eventual Romance, Peter Parker is Bad at Flirting, wade makes up for it, Peter Parker Played By Andrew Garfield, No Underage Sex, Happy Ending, Not Canon Compliant, i pick and choose what's canon and what isn't, but i wrote this so fight me, Out of Character, i did my best with the main characters but the avengers are definitely ooc, overuse of commas, Overuse of italics, Not Beta Read, we die like uncle ben