by GreenDoodles
Baron Helmut Zemo was having a really weird week.
And it all started with that pesky Dr. Strange.
For reasons beyond him, the beings who controlled the multiverse decided to grant him a glimpse into his life in a different universe. All he can think to say? WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Now, to SOMEHOW make things worse, he's 30 again. No, not metaphorically. He'd recognize the events of this day even with his eyes closed.
The Fall of Novi Grad.
Too late to save his family and too numb to lash out at the Avengers again, Zemo decided his new goal was going to be punching his alternate universe self in the face by living a much better life than him.
But first... where was that Hydra base again?
(AKA Zemo finds out he's a n@zi in the comic universe, gets pissed, then is thrown back into 2016)
Words: 15938, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M
- Characters: Helmut Zemo, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, John Walker, Deadpool, Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wanda Maximoff, Steve Rogers, Avengers Team Members (Marvel)
- Relationships: Helmut Zemo/Reader, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Reader (Implied), Deadpool & Reader, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Reader, Tony Stark & Reader, Pepper Potts & Reader
- Additional Tags: multiverse bullshit, This is my take on a fix it fic, Helmut Zemo Needs a Hug, Helmut Zemo is so fucking tired, He is really a dad at heart and cannot escape this, Deadpool being Deadpool, A Nightmare of a Found Family, All my homies hate comic Zemo, Comic Zemo biting the curb in 4k, Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Soft Helmut Zemo, Zemo needs therapy bad, Very minor/implied Tony/Reader/Pepper, I have big plans for this, very self indulgent, just stick with me here, Let Me Cook