by OBlossom
“How can we even be having this conversation? You go to a smart school.” MJ shook her head in disappointment. “And while I am not actually invested in your health one way or another, I would be remiss in my duties as a human being to not advise you that, if you put that or any other mask on, you are going to catch some funky disease and end up camped out on some random sketchy bathroom floor begging for death.”
Even as they stood amongst the throng of fans pressing against the table filled with 100% American made, guaranteed authentic unauthorized replica masks of every Batman villain in the DC Universe, Peter could not understand her point.
“You’re being paranoid, MJ. Look!” He dropped the much handled mask that was in his hand, and grabbed at one still packed in plastic from closer to the bottom of the pile before pulling it from its packaging. “I’ll even try on a fresh one, just to make you feel better.”
“I know what I said and I meant what I said. I am telling you, Peter. You’ll regret this decision one way or another.”
Words: 1958, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of Sicktember 2024
- Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Rating: Not Rated
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Characters: Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Tony Stark
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds, Peter Parker & Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: Sicktember 2024, day three, campus/con crud, Peter Parker Being an Idiot, Precious Ned Leeds, Good Friend Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones is a Little Shit (Marvel), Fluff, Humour, What's the point to these spidey senses if Peter is a dumbass?, Does any of this count as a life lesson?, Vomiting, TW: Vomiting, IronDad and SpiderSon