by maukree
All jokes aside, the cat’s a good thing. Clint has some self-respect left and refuses to pine after a cat guy.
“Are you actually being serious right now?” Nat elbows him in the gut as Clint stares at Bucky’s bleeding face, whimpering a little when he just spits out some blood and, with a scowl, waves off the medic who dares to approach him.
“Why is this so hot?” Clint fans himself with his own t-shirt, stretching the cotton with each drag, and pines with the intensity and urgency of at least a hundred dying phone batteries.
[or]
Clint has a type. And his type is assholes.
Words: 8848, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers (Comics), Marvel (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Alpine the Cat (Marvel), Lucky (Hawkeye), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Tony Stark, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Steve Rogers
- Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
- Additional Tags: POV Clint Barton, Deaf Clint Barton, Explicit Language, Explicit Consent, Explicit Sexual Content, Pining, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Miscommunication, First Time, Crack Treated Seriously, Human Disaster Clint Barton, Avengers Tower, Avengers Family, Everyone Is Alive, Blood and Injury, Minor Injuries, Top Bucky Barnes, Bottom Clint Barton, Blow Jobs, Deepthroating, Rimming, Inappropriate Use of Olive Oil, Anal Sex, Clint Barton Needs a Hug, Clint Barton Feels, Bucky Barnes Feels, Getting Together