by cookies5098
“So, let me get this straight,” Mr Stark said. “You, in the matter of a few hours unsupervised, managed to destroy a probably priceless Roman statue and unleash some toxic substance onto Ted—resulting in an altered state of consciousness—whom you’ve now got restrained on another priceless—”
“No, no, no!” Peter tried to prevent his voice from climbing in pitch, but it was futile. “It’s a curse, Mr Stark, I swear! His eyes went green and everything—”
“Uh huh,” he replied, still unconvinced. “Did the Romans even do curses?”
“Yes? No? It was for the Egyptian God Serapis.”
“Oh, well, the fact that it’s more like Scooby-Doo: Where’s My Mummy? just makes it so much better,” Mr Stark said sarcastically, and Peter couldn’t help but notice the man was rather fixated on the cartoon.
(And had quite an impressive recall regarding the franchise.)
Or: Peter Parker's almost trip to Pompeii.
(Hint: he would have really preferred Pompeii.)
Words: 3944, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M
- Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds, Stephen Strange
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Precious Peter Parker, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, BAMF Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds Needs a Hug, Field Trip, Irondad, spiderson, Fluff and Humour