“So …”
Cale sighed, wondering how the superhero managed to plunge his trust in humanity into the depth of a trench in the span of, what, a month? Fuck. “Tony, just get it straight. What did you do this time?”
“Well, the thing is I'll never get it straight. Get it, Cale?” He cast a ferocious glare on him, a shame that using the Dominating Aura on a patient with heart disease would violate the doctor’s code of ethics (not like he was afraid of using it, of course). “Yeah, okay. Fine, I’ll get it straight. I have a bomb.” Have? “And it's gonna explode. Like, right now.”
A beat.
“Tony, what—?!”
Then it fucking exploded.
—
Or, Cale’s daily life as the Avengers' private doctor.
Words: 2343, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts
- Relationships: Steve Rogers & Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Avengers Team Members & Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Peter Parker & Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo, Bucky Barnes & Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo
- Additional Tags: Humor, Fluff, Crack, Comedy, Slice of Life, Just a little bit of Angst, Crossover, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It