by webss312
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Steve said, mildly. “Pete and I got hot dogs. That’s it.”
“Pete?” Tony emphasized, jaw dropping at the sheer audacity. “Since when do you use nicknames for people?”
“I call Bucky by nicknames.” Steve pointed out.
“I called the kid ‘Pete’ first,” Tony said, narrowing his eyes. “Stop trying to steal my shtick. Get your own.”
“You don’t own the nickname, Tony.” Steve looked amused as he said it.
“I can own whatever I want, I’m a billionaire,” Tony replied, already running through the legal process in his mind of how he could possibly patent a nickname. He’d have to ask Pepper. These were dire circumstances. He refused to have his own personal intern usurped by someone wearing the carbon polymer equivalent of Uncle Sam’s tighty-whities.
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OR: The media gets one image of Steve and Peter getting hot dogs together and runs with it, assuming that Peter is Steve’s secret son. Tony takes great insult to this fact. Tony Stark does not like being one-upped by people stealing his personal intern. Least of all by Captain America. He has a reputation to uphold, after all.
Words: 4548, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Friday (Marvel), Michelle Jones (Marvel)
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker
- Additional Tags: Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Teen Peter Parker, Sassy Peter Parker, Steve Rogers Being a Little Shit, Oblivious Tony Stark, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Jealous Tony Stark, not really he's mostly just salty, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark Friendship, Social Media, the internet ships stony, and peter is doing absolutely nothing except fueling it on purpose, Misunderstandings, Michelle Jones is a Little Shit (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes is So Done, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, FRIDAY is a little shit, Snarky Friday (Marvel), BAMF Peter Parker, Snarky Tony Stark, Steve Rogers Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Friendship, Not Canon Compliant, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Happy Ending, Avengers Family, Domestic Avengers