by Rain_cloudsx
“You’re the smartest man in the world, and the first plan you think of is to buy him?”
“It worked.”
“Tony, you bought a child!”
[ Or Happy and Rhodey have something to say about Tony’s “recruitment” of one Peter Parker ]
Words: 1819, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of What The Hell Tony?!
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & James "Rhodey" Rhodes
- Additional Tags: Swearing, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Foster Kid Peter Parker, Orphan Peter Parker, Happy Hogan Needs a Raise, Happy Hogan is So Done, Civil War Team Iron Man, Movie: Captain America: Civil War (2016), Crack Treated Seriously