by webss312
“You're a real Debbie Downer sometimes, you know that?” Peter said, even as he popped the old cartridges out and replaced them with new ones.
“I am unfamiliar with that term, Peter.” Karen informed him kindly. His jaw dropped.
“Well now I feel old.” He declared melodramatically. “I'm fifteen, and you made me feel old.”
“Imagine how I feel whenever you open your mouth.” Tony grumbled, and Peter realized his comms were still open to the rest of the Avengers.
“Ha.” Clint crowed. “Imagine how Steve feels.”
The aforementioned man sighed. “Can you all focus, please?”
They did not.
Karen piped up again. “In all fairness, Peter, I am only a year old.”
“Wow, a year old and speaking full grammatical sentences already.'' Peter said. “You’re a child prodigy, K.”
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OR: Peter Parker has the unfortunate habit of fidgeting with things in his hands as he thinks. This, apparently, extends to dumpster diving gadgets, Black Widow’s guns, Stark Tech, and… alien robots?
Words: 4508, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Nick Fury, Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Friday (Marvel)
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker, Nick Fury & Peter Parker
- Additional Tags: BAMF Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Crack Treated Seriously, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Friendship, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Friendship, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Natasha Romanov & Tony Stark Friendship, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Clint Barton & Peter Parker Friendship, they're ALL FRIENDS ok - Freeform, Domestic Avengers, Avengers Family, canon is like nonexistent in this guys, its just me and my whims now, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Genius Peter Parker, Peter Parker-centric, Snarky Clint Barton, Snarky Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark Friendship, Teen Peter Parker, Fluff and Humor, Humor, No Angst, shocking for me i know, Attempt at Humor, The Avengers Love Peter Parker, Peter Parker Joins the Avengers