by Rain_cloudsx
Mister Stark revealed his wallet from out of a pocket, counted some notes, and slid them across the table. “Is this enough to cover those expenses?”
“Why, Mister Stark, we don’t know what to say!” Their foster Mother exclaimed. “How can we repay you?”
“Peter Parker.” He replied, simply. “I want him.”
[ Or Tony needs another Avenger to take down Rogers’ Rogues, but he’s sleep deprived, so the best idea he can come up with is to buy a child off of his foster parents. Somehow, it works. ]
Words: 1951, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of What The Hell Tony?!
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Tony Stark Being An Idiot, Is this counted as human trafficking? I assume it is, or the one Tony buys Peter because war can’t wait for him to be classified as a good guardian, The Author Regrets Everything, It has been too hot today and this is why author wrote this mess, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Orphan Peter Parker, Foster Kid Peter Parker, Peter Parker is confused, The author is confused, We are all confused to how Tony got away with this, Swearing, This fic is entirely platonic I promise, Dead Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Kids do not try this at home, buying people is illegal omg, Civil War Team Iron Man, Movie: Captain America: Civil War (2016)