by abcd_em, MissAmyShay, seekrest, thejourneys, weezly14
“You can’t ignore the Spider?” Peter reads the headline with confusion. “A menace to health, home and industry? He lurks in sewers— That’s, I don’t…I don’t do that often!” he says defensively, before adding quietly, sheepishly, “not recently, anyway.”
“It’s just a little thing for fun,” MJ says, dabbing away the laughter induced tears from the corner of her eyes.
“Fun? I’m a little…rat man!” he exclaims, shoving the image towards her as if she hasn’t seen it before.
“Now, that’s not true.” MJ tuts, shaking her head. “You’re our little rat man."
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OR: Peter Parker's comprehensive guide to becoming political propaganda.
Words: 4383, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
- Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M, Gen
- Characters: Peter Parker, Michelle Jones Watson, Ned Leeds, Flash Thompson, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Tony Stark
- Relationships: MJ/Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Aunt May Parker & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & New York
- Additional Tags: canon nudged to the left, Fluff and Humor, Peter Parker is Surrounded By Little Shits, Exasperated Peter Parker, Found Family, Peter & NYC, Viral Memes and Other Problems, Peter Parker and the No Good Very Bad Mayoral Candidate, it's about the Teasing and the Joking, post blip meta, Hopeful Ending