by webss312
… a guide by Peter Parker.
OR:
In which:
1) The Avengers and Rhodey are 100% positive Peter is Tony's kid (it was obvious, come on),
2) Tony insists Peter isn’t his kid (where did they even get that idea from, seriously?),
and 3) Peter is caught in the middle (he was just trying to finish his homework before being jumped by the next supervillain of the week. He was not entirely successful.)
But hey, why not cause some chaos in the meantime?
Words: 6182, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Stephen Strange
- Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: BAMF Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, like… a MASSIVE little shit. he’s fucking with everyone, Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Minor Injuries, like barely even there, Plot What Plot, Domestic Avengers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, POV James "Rhodey" Rhodes, POV Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes is So Done, Oblivious Tony Stark, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Uncle James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Mentioned Aunt May Parker (Marvel), The Avengers Love Peter Parker, Avengers Family, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Canon Compliant, but - Freeform, Canon-Typical Behavior, mostly - Freeform, Happy Ending, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff without Plot, Teen Peter Parker