"Double D, c'mon man, it's cool--" Peter begins to pacify.
"I'm," he bares his teeth threateningly, vaguely towards Thor's direction, Peter gives Thor a smile before very politely picking him up and placing him in the path of Matt's weirdly pointy pearly whites, "Catholic."
Peter rolls his eyes. Hard. He could tell that Matt knew when he bristled again.
Maybe he heard the wet squelch of his eyes moving? Scratch that, he didn't want to know.
"Aren't you Jewish?" He accuses.
Peter makes a so-so hand motion.
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The Avengers need some help with a fight. Peter figures it's probably a good time to mention that he knows some people. Tensions don't exactly rise, but Tony's blood pressure sure does.
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- Fandoms: The Defenders (Marvel TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Peter Parker, Matt Murdock, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Thor (Marvel), Jessica Jones (Marvel), Frank Castle
- Relationships: Matt Murdock & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark
- Additional Tags: Team Red (Marvel), Crack, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mentioned Wade Wilson, Mentioned Stick (Daredevil), Comedy, Spider-Man References